I am stuck in the middle people. Last night we found out that C.J. was really sick. Daddy already had the day off, and knew he had to keep C.J. Then Mommy, knowing she should have gone to work today, used the "But it is my baby" excuse to stay home. So not only did I have C.J. home with me, after I told her she would never be a part of my Friday's off again, Mommy took it upon herself to make my claim false that she would not be a part of my Friday's off, either. Anyway, that is not what I am confused about.
Folks, when I am sick, I am miserable. All I want to do is lay in the bed, watch television, moan and complain, and eat soup. I do not want to be around people, hear from people, and I could care less what is going on in the outside world, so no one better not call me to find out how I am doing. I am sick...that is all you need to know. So Daddy thought that his Princess being sick would make her as lazy as it makes him. Boy was I wrong. Her sleeping is off. She woke up around 6am on a day no one had to go anywhere. I did not even set my alarm. Not only did she wake up, but she wanted to be active. She wanted to be entertained...I could not believe it. She was acting as if nothing was wrong with her. It gets better, though. You know how I always talk about my determined Princess, and my very independent child. Well today she acted as if she needed assistance with everything. She did more whining today than she has ever done in her 10 months of existence. Now this was not isolated whining. She whined as she crawled, whined as she climbed, whined while she ate, whined as she was changed, whined as she blew spit bubbles, whined when you held her...whined, whined, whined, whined, whined. I will admit to you all it got on my last nerve. I told her at one point you are going to stop this whining. I even built up the courage to put her in the crib and ignore her. I was going strong too and guess who of all people went to her rescue, Mommy! Folks, Homegirl did not even have a fake tear in the tear duct. Needless to say it was a long, long day.
Now you would think being sick would have her worn out right about now. It does not. It seems as if she has some potential energy that turns kinetic at night time. If the medicine does this then I will have to create something new. She is acting as if it is 9:15am. C.J., I must inform you that the sun is down and the moon is up so you need to carry your little self to sleep, pronto. I do not know what I am going to do. I think I am going to run away from home and leave Mommy to deal with her alone. She is running this house these past two days and I have to develop a fool proof plan to regain my supremacy.
So I am going to go now and tend to the "Queen B"! I have to make sure she does not have Mommy tied up and dangling off the side of the playpen. You all continue to pray for her health. I will, but you better believe I will pray for my home back, as well. You all know that prayer changes things, people, and situations and C.J. is all three wrapped up in one today.
NOTE TO C.J.: I have not left one of these in a long time. C.J., I want you to know that the other day I ran out to get you Motrin in the rain. Then yesterday I missed some of the Lakers game to take you to the doctor. Your mother and I have been caring for you meticulously. We have been at your every beck and call. You are acting like a diva and you are running around here like you are well. You need to mark this date down because you need not have anymore like it, EVER! I love you Princess but your being sick brings about too much drama.
